If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?
someone should get to making a fandom bar.
no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!
because none of you ever leave the house nor are you old enough to drink
im in the mood to receive a check for six hundred thousand dollars
has this been done yet
Pluto hit me right in the feels
rainbow cake with rainbow jelly beans ©
Going to School
think of all the people who scrolled away
shopping carts in random places make me sad
there is nothing for you there friend
all around me are familiar faces
worn out places
worn out faces
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
bust ya nut and off ya strut
water is wet
the sun is hot
leaves are green
Young Paul McCartney is cute.